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SATURDAY NIGHT (2024)
Which is how Chevy Chase, John Belushi, Dan Aykroyd, Jane Curtain, Laraine Newman, Gilda Radner and Garrett Morris became the NOT ready for prime time players.... which the cast members are STILL called, and all because a sportscaster made a bad comedy show on prime time... As everyone knows, the original cast are the best... or at least the most classic and endearing... and what this movie does is take PT Anderson's multi-layered Magnolia route funneled through that movie's muse in Robert Altman's quirky ensembles Nashville and Short Cuts... And a maddened running-around it is, in real time no less, of the cast and crew preparing for the first episode of the series... Meanwhile, Dan Aykroyd, Chevy Chase and John Belushi look fantastic, and their acting is pretty good, going just a step beyond imitation... After all, it's not easy portraying a semi-modern actor (or actress) who would also star in classic movies... So basically, you have to imagine the Chevy Chase actor in Fletch, the Dan actor in Ghostbusters, the John Belushi actor in... Anyway, you get the point: but the main problem here are some of the hangups that either didn't exist or are overly exaggerated...
Garrett Morris had a problem with how he was stereotyped AFTER the show went of the air... It's doubtful he would have the same gripes BEFORE becoming famous... Also, Morris was one of the few actual actors when the show began, appearing in CAR WASH and COOLEY HIGH before the rest of them were given their own vehicles... Basically, Morris was the genuine character-actor of the show, and sadly, they turn him into an anachronism of modern politically-correct sensibilities... But he's not in the movie much, and either are the women (replaced with Lorne Michael's writer wife, who no one really knows or cares about)... And unlike some of the guys, the girls don't look anything like the originals (Jane Curtain was NOT a sexy bombshell while Newman and Radner are practically nonexistent)...
And back to the rudimentary ONCE UPON A TIME example: director Jason Reitman does to Jim Henson what Quentin Tarantino did to Bruce Lee: making him look like a dimwitted fool when he was actually very helpful and downright brilliant... Okay, so his Muppets didn't fit a late night show that was basically a grungy American barroom's version of Monty Python... more weird in its origins than outright hilarious... but that doesn't mean he would act like a total buffoon...
Andy Kaufman, meanwhile, was an offbeat guy but it's doubtful he acted like Latka Gravis from Taxi, three years before the show came out... Yes, he created the Foreign guy before, but it's doubtful he spoke that way backstage... But since the actor looks nothing like him, they probably just wanted people familiar with Taxi to know who he was in the first place... And why on earth would Milton Berle be in this movie? Just to get the otherwise great actor JK Simmons a chance to chew scenery and waste precious time? And by the third act, too much time's wasted on all the wrong characters... Berle hosted a later infamous episode that even the all-around-nice-guy and show creator Lorne Michaels has destroyed from the archives... and Michaels is one of the better characters/adaptions here...
Through Lorne we have an effective pawn to channel all the madness through... It's just too bad that that madness is so overwhelmingly hit and miss... There are some involving energetic scenes one minute, and dark dramatic brooding scenes that follow, killing any kind of character-developed momentum that would make SATURDAY NIGHT more than a smug biopic geared for mega-fan baby boomers or generation Xers... Which, thankfully, unlike the National Lampoon cable biopic A Futile and Stupid Gesture (and particularly when Michael O'Donoghue tries too hard to be condescending towards any non-hippies), this NIGHT isn't as smug as it could have been... And sometimes there's some real heart beating in here, it just needed to be a lot more steady (and meaningful) throughout. Rates: **1/2
COUNTDOWN: PAUL VS TYSON (2024)
Watching Tyson's bio followed by Paul's is like comparing George Washington to a district councilman in Cleveland with a dog that has hiccups... one's genuinely historic; the other got famous for getting tons of hits from what even this documentary doesn't fully explain...
The Ryan backers use the word "haters" when describing what/who he was up against... Haters is a term of a lot of people suddenly being against something or someone... And haters only exist in a world where someone goes from nobody to celebrity because of an overnight "viral" sensation... So basically, haters exist in a world to counter celebrities who become famous for no actual reason, which is unlike Tyson... So if haters hate for no reason, they're hating people who became famous for no actual reason... It all evens out... And if this documentary was more on Tyson and his struggles, it would be a lot better and would last longer because at this point we've already seen the Tyson/Paul cash-grab fight... this is all basically promoting something that has already happened. Rates: **
GHOSTBUSTERS: FROZEN EMPIRE
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Mckenna Grace in GHOSTBUSTERS: FROZEN EMPIRE Year: 2024 Rates: ** |
Jason Reitman's GHOSTBUSTERS: AFTERLIFE set up a rural family to become
the new Ghostbusters, a cross between the original, created by his
father Ivan Reitman along with main-idea-man Dan Aykroyd and the late
Harold Ramis, and STRANGER THINGS... centered on a group of small town
Middle-American teens more inspired by Steven Spielberg's classic cinema
than anything by the patriarch Reitman...
While AFTERMATH had
moments, the same primary problem exists in this sequel, Frozen
Empire... there's simply no real flow between the now New York City-set
character-development and their job busting ghosts...
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Emily Alyn Lind in GHOSTBUSTERS |
The central figure again is Ramis's Egon's granddaughter, Phoebe, a kind of science-goth tomboy who, like Wynona Ryder in BEETLEJUICE, befriends ghosts: herein a beautiful young lady, and there's a more than noticeable lesbian influenced attraction, which should have been either delved into further or not touched at all... And that's the problem... scenes between the dead and living young ladies, or with Paul Rudd (who was the Rick Moranis of AFTERLIFE) trying to become a new stepdad, amounts to very little in a bland adventure/comedy that goes in one nostalgic ear and out the other.
CRAZY PEOPLE
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Dudley Moore in CRAZY PEOPLE Year: 1990 Rating: ***1/2 |
A shame since this parody of not just the advertising industry but of one man who decided to be brutally forthright with his ads (basically parodying his own job), including taglines about fat people, scary movies, plane crashes, boxy cars, sexy cars and having sex at luxury resorts...
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Dudley Moore in CRAZY PEOPLE with Daryl Hannah |
Mostly taking place in a mental institution with an endearingly semi-humorous ensemble of troubled patients liken to THE DREAM TEAM, the biggest problem is that CRAZY PEOPLE takes too many detours away from the ads (that his loony friends help him with) and into Moore's romance with older-man's-fantasy Daryl Hannah, always a good actress but their relationship is contrived and horribly unrealistic...
From classics 10 to ARTHUR a decade earlier, Dudley Moore passed as an anti-sex-symbol sex-symbol... however, at this point he could be her uncle or father and yet, when CRAZY works it works pretty well, overall an enjoyable time-passing flick you can watch again and again... if only the director (Moore's buddy Tony Bill) stuck closer to the actual theme linking borderline insanity with complete and total honesty.
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Title for CRAZY PEOPLE |
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Dudley Moore in CRAZY PEOPLE |
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Dudley Moore in CRAZY PEOPLE with Daryl Hannah and Bill Smitrovich |
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Dudley Moore in CRAZY PEOPLE with Daryl Hannah and Bill Smitrovich |
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John Terlesky in CRAZY PEOPLE with Daryl Hannah |
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David Paymer in CRAZY PEOPLE with Danton Stone and Bill Smitrovich |
CROSSING DELANCEY
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Peter Riegert in Crossing Delancey Year: 1988 Rating: ***1/2 |
Which means something two-fold since, as a perfectly normal, hard-working owner of a Manhattan pickle store, he's the last person that gorgeous Jewish single girl Amy Irving wants to date... especially because her own doting mother (and mom's doting friend) really, almost desperately wants the relationship to happen...
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Amy Irving in Crossing Delancey |
Then again, all these distractions (also including a handful of girl-friends that often seem like three characters in one) make the relatively few sequences with Riegert that much more important and effective, and even romantic... in a perfectly suited anti-romantic-comedy fashion, neatly towing the line of mainstream and art-house.
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Amy Irving and Peter Riegert in Crossing Delancey |
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Peter Riegert in Crossing Delancey with Peter Riegert |
CLASS OF 1999
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Bradley Gregg in CLASS OF 1999 Year: 1990 Rates: *** |
But in Mark L. Lester's sequel to CLASS OF 1984 titled CLASS OF 1999... where instead of teachers fighting against lethal gang-member students the gangs are fighting against three human/android teachers... Gregg is trying so hard to be stiffly cool (in a kind of Clint Eastwood Spaghetti Western style) he has almost no personality at all...
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Patrick Kilpatrick, John P. Ryan and Pam Grier in CLASS OF 1999 |
Instead of being a cutup who learns about how strong those bionic teachers (led by mad scientist Stacy Keach and played by John P. Ryan, Pam Grier and Patrick KilPatrick) really are, he's already done with drugs and fighting by the opening credits, making his transition not matter since it never actually happens at all..
Instead he just frowns and grimaces, even while dating principal Malcolm McDowell's sexy yet scholastic daughter Traci Lind and, more liken to the ironical police-state-future of ROBOCOP than Lester's gritty teen-angst original, CLASS OF 1999 plays like a straight-to-video title that's surprisingly decent for a day off work, school, or whatever you happen to be breaking from.
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Bradley Gregg and Traci Lind in CLASS OF 1999 |
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The teacher's house in CLASS OF 1999 |
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Malcolm McDowell with Bradley Gregg and Traci Lind in CLASS OF 1999 |
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Malcolm McDowell with Stacy Keach in CLASS OF 1999 |
GODZILLA MINUS ONE
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Ryunosuke Kamiki in GODZILLA MINUS ONE (doing a JAWS imitation) Year: 2023 Grade: C |
And while attempting a searing human story in-between the monstrous ocean-to-city attacks... including our much too vulnerable hero meeting a pretty girl raising an orphaned baby in the ruins of their hometown... the action and downtime feels awkwardly imbalanced as the titular GODZILLA, looking fitfully menacing and formidably ferocious, seems like a special guest star crashing an otherwise slow-burn postwar-melodrama.
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Godzilla in GODZILLA MINUS ONE aka Gojira -1.0 |
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Godzilla in GODZILLA MINUS ONE aka Gojira -1.0 |
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Godzilla in GODZILLA MINUS ONE doing a JURASSIC PARK imitation |
THE EXORCIST: BELIEVER
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Linda Blair in THE EXORCIST: BELIEVER Year: 2023 Rating: * |
Underlining the fact that the original EXORCIST, although originally deemed demonic itself to Christians and Catholics, can now be considered Faith-based being that without God, there is no Satan at all...
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Ellen Burstyn in THE EXORCIST BELIEVER |
That said, BELIEVER sluggishly plays-out like a cheap, too-darkly-shot, CGI-filled straight-to-streaming throwaway that is simply no fun at all... and yes, the original classic has many moments of the audience not only reacting to terrifying possession scenes with Linda Blair, but getting to know the other two main characters with both intensity and sarcasm, in particular Burstyn and younger priest Jason Miller as Karras... who, in the William Friedkin classic, wound up the 11th-hour sacrificing hero while the absence of the latter (i.e. a solid central protagonist) takes away from this movie's expository structure even beyond having two girls possessed instead of one... because you never get to know either girl enough to base an entire 2-hour movie on...
Starting out with the girls lost in the woods, involving a cult of homeless freaks, there's a rudimentary glimpse of intrigue, and perhaps they could have centered more perspective on the pair and their own spooky pre-possessed plight: but all that's quickly abandoned, replaced with what's basically a replica of the original yet without any real suspense or, with a stressed-out single father in charge, no logical reason or any purpose and, news just came out that they're abandoning a sequel to this sequel and starting over with a NEW reboot instead... which is important information lacking in any review written before May 30th, 2024... So whatever did POSSESS this film's creation has thankfully been exorcised, forever.
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Linda Blair in THE EXORCIST: BELIEVER |
BLUE IS THE WARMEST COLOR (2013)
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Adèle Exarchopoulos and Léa Seydoux in Blue is the Warmest Color Rates: ***1/2 |
Celebrated French teenage-lesbian romantic-drama stars now famous Léa Seydoux and still unknown Adèle Exarchopoulos... the latter being the true lead (the original title translates to THE LIFE OF ADELE) as we go through her daily high school routine ranging from teachers teaching to a pseudo-boyfriend flirting to her finicky gal pals gossiping... soon enough about how she's been seen hanging around with Seydoux (who she kind of accidentally met at a girl-gay bar) as the lovely and confident blue-haired artist Emma...
When both first see each other crossing the street, it's intense intrigue at first sight, which is how the director grabs the audience, albeit sometimes dragging out their relationship through mundane family dinners to backyard parties while the lesbian bedroom scenes become far too graphic, paling to the rudimentary budding-relationship aspects featuring Adèle with full lips kissing Seydoux, comparably more sexy than anything taken further: ultimately making BLUE IS THE WARMEST COLOR far too long, often overreaching the more simple mainline of two young opposites in love, which, when centered only on them, is right on target.
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Adèle Exarchopoulos and Léa Seydoux in Blue is the Warmest Color |
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Adèle Exarchopoulos and Léa Seydoux in Blue is the Warmest Color |
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Adèle Exarchopoulos and Léa Seydoux in Blue is the Warmest Color |
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Adèle Exarchopoulos first kiss with Alma Jodorowsky in Blue is the Warmest Color |
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Adèle Exarchopoulos first kiss with Alma Jodorowsky in Blue is the Warmest Color |
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Adèle Exarchopoulos and Léa Seydoux in Blue is the Warmest Color |
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Adèle Exarchopoulos and Léa Seydoux in Blue is the Warmest Color |
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Adèle Exarchopoulos and Léa Seydoux in Blue is the Warmest Color |
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Adèle Exarchopoulos and Léa Seydoux in Blue is the Warmest Color |
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Adèle Exarchopoulos and Léa Seydoux in Blue is the Warmest Color |
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Adèle Exarchopoulos in Blue is the Warmest Color |
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Léa Seydoux in Blue is the Warmest Color |
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Adèle Exarchopoulos and Léa Seydoux in Blue is the Warmest Color |
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Léa Seydoux in Blue is the Warmest Color |
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Adèle Exarchopoulos in Blue is the Warmest Color |
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Alma Jodorowsky in Blue is the Warmest Color |
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Adèle Exarchopoulos and Léa Seydoux in Blue is the Warmest Color |
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Adèle Exarchopoulos and Léa Seydoux in Blue is the Warmest Color |
GIA (1998)
Angelina Jolie playing Gia Carangi would be like, musically, if Jeff
Beck played a concert celebrating Eric Clapton... while both Jolie
and Carangi are knockouts, they're completely different kind of
knockouts: Gia was subtle, more cute-gorgeous while Angelia's... well... Angelina Jolie and, acting-wise, is quite good here, wielding the
kind of energy that steals her own movie... yet it often feels more like a biopic set during the 1990's than the 1970's/1980's...
The director's partially to blame, making GIA seem a bit too much of exactly what it is: a risque cable movie (or
one of those Don't Do Drugs Specials without any specific reasons behind her using) that sporadically
almost-reaches big-screen potential (the documentary-style interview/interludes mirroring another doomed beauty flick, STAR 80)... meanwhile the lesbian scenes with Kim
Dickens needed to evolve past cliche lipstick chic... although they did
both have terrific chemistry in their build-up, and, overall,
Jolie's almost too good here, not seeming like she's portraying an
actual former niche celebrity but embracing the fact she's on the verge
of becoming a revered beauty-icon herself: Or like she's rebooting
Gia's life rather than factually reliving it... which isn't too shabby,
either way. GRADE: B—
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Kim Dickens and Angelina Jolie |
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James Haven and Angelina Jolie in GIA |
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White Shadow star Joan Pringle in GIA |
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